I would like an explanation

I have no idea whats going on here but the band is called the Leningrad Cowboys, and they are playing with the Red Army Choir singing Sweet Home Alabama.

It reminds me of all the movies form the 50's through 80's showing what the future would look like, but with 1984 thrown into the mix with the army in the background, just weird.

Internet Warning Labels

Well if the title doesn't explain it, they are warning labels for the internet. I suggest everyone check thsese out, because you cannot unsee what you have already seen.

Link here

When Role Playing Goes Bad

I promise I'll make a real post this week, but after last weeks fun at work, I'm trying to relax and laugh. In the meantime I hope someone gets a chuckle out of one of these videos.

If R&B music was realistic...

you would have this

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You've used the one twice

Sometimes it is great to be dumb and lucky:

And now to vent a little...

Well it's been an interesting couple of days at work. I had an interesting story with a moron and his laptop; it's not the first time I've had a problem with this moron, but one day I keep thinking it will change. So this idiot bought a laptop a few months ago, with Windows Vista installed and I thought I had finally gotten rid of him, but no a few days before Easter, the dreaded day came, and he returned. He tells me he wants to get rid of Vista and install XP, I tell him there are no drivers for XP and his laptop (hoping this would discourage him, and the conversation would end). He says "but Toshiba told me there would be," my first reaction, was then okay fucktard, then go to them and get em, don't come to me. But of course I could not say what I was thinking, but said ok, let me check their website, and of course no damn drivers, so I figured out what should work, and burn him a cd. About a week later on Tuesday, I see him again, with the laptop (Fuck can't hide he already saw me, shit this is why I work in the back, and rarely come out, it helps me keep thinking that maybe there aren't that many dumb people).

Lo and Behold, the laptop doesn't work right, and he's telling me that he can't install Office 2007, because he doesn't have that "pack 2 thing" that apparently I did not install. Huh, pack 2? You're fucking kidding me, he doesn't even have service pack 2 installed, no biggie I thought, just connect to the WLAN, and get it, oh wait that doesn't really work on SP1, well theres the ethernet port, but haha the computer tells me to fuck off because that doesn't work either. So I rummage through my desk and find an old SP2 disk, go to install it, then comes the next fuck you from the laptop, its a Polish version of XP. Go to Microsoft's site to get the distributable version of SP2, and my next fuck off came, they no longer have it online. Great, so this is gonna suck, needless to say the weird little moron was looking over my shoulder the entire time, so I tell him to come back in a few hours, because I'm going to need time to install SP2, but first find it. Before he leaves he tells me he wants his media card reader to work, his fingerprint scanner to work, and to make sure everything else works too. WTF, it all worked with Vista, and you have no idea what a computer can even do. You bought a desktop, about 3 years ago, and broke that, you bought a digital camera, and broke that, you bought a digital camcorder and broke that... STOP BUYING SHIT YOU DO NOT NEED, AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE!!!!

Well needless to say I got Sp2 from some slow ass server from Poland, and installed it, got everything in Device manager to show everything installed fine, made sure the media card reader worked, and decided to install the updates from Microsoft, and guess what, he installed an illegal copy of Windows, damnit you little bastard. So a few minutes later I hit some buttons, and prayed to God to let the Updates install, and THEY DID!!! WOW it's my lucky day (for legal purposes that last sentence might be a work of fiction, but I'll let you be the judge).

I finish all of this with two minutes to spare before closing, I give him the laptop and send him on his merry little way. Well Thursday he's back, and he got rid of everything I did, and reformatted his Hard drive and reinstalled XP SP1, but he thought he could outsmart me, and give it to another tech to fix, I tell him to go tell the fucktard to stick the laptop up his ass, and I am no longer going to partake in his redundant repair needs. If you want me to fix your laptop, and I do, don't go and fuck it all up again.

I know that you might want the attention, because you are apparently an almost 30 year old virgin, with Porn on your computer, right next to the folder that you have your mom's recipes, you disgusting little fuck. And never tell me you share the laptop you watch your porn on, with your mom. Because there is no way a video title "25 year old pussy getting banged hard," is not porn, and the last time I had to fix your desktop, you left your 6 hour long Porn DVD in the drive, so yes I do use latex gloves when I used to fix your computer, but no more, I'm done find another poor bastard to fix your fucked up, disgusting computer.

The Patriots

No not the 18 wins, 1 giant loss Patriots, the University of Michigan Patriots, what never head of them? Yeah, I know most of you went to State, and hate UofM with a passion, me I'm still kind of mad at them for screwing with my bracket, but not as mad as I am at Stephen Curry, and the disappointing Georgetown Hoyas.

Well enough of the side thought back to the original post, back to the Patriots; they are a group of students? that "disrupt" classes. They came up with an awesome reason to leave class, just check it out:

Check out their other videos on their site UM Patriots, the Pac-man video was awesome (at least I thought so).