In honor of the olympics

Please Ignore the Communism

And in a totally unrelated and painful story from Hong Kong, read how a man almost lost his penis here.

Take that Born Again Christians

Here is the Atheists version De-Baptism.  All that is needed is an atheist and a blow-dryer.  The ceremony is performed by Acting President of American Atheist Frank Zingler.

My question is if you start to make your own ceremony isn't that a little too much for atheism, or do you all chant we believe in science, and no higher power.  Full story here about the ceremony.

No Way You are getting out of this

So this guy is probably looking for a new job, because I can think of no logical reason on an explanation as to what he was doing. The best part would be if he tried and forgot to erase the job from the hard drive and the boss reprinted it, but the ass imprint probably gave that away.

Finally missed a post

Dammit I missed a post partly due to my 8 hour migraine, trying to get my glasses fixed and going to the bar. (Yes I was invited this time) But this just might be one of those A.D.D. posts where the ideas jump in no particular order.

First off is the photo story of the encounter with the polar bear and some huskies, yes I know it might not be what I normally blog about but I liked it so check it out here.

Next up is the correction letters to penthouse, this is more along the lines of stuff normally found on this blog check it out here.

Next on the agenda is voting today, and I hope I get some cool free stuff, like the I voted pencil or sticker.

UPDATE: And yes I did see the results of the vote, so that means that I will listen to the vote and finally finish/post the video, within the next 7 14-20 days, I hope. (been busy)

Oh yeah and I have to take some photos for Michigan State this week and their archives, apparently they want photos of the stained glass windows at my church, why I do not know, maybe the alum can clue me in as to why.

wow, oohh look something shiny, no wait back to posting some random things. A man from Bulgaria is a drinking champion, and apparenltly cannot die of alchohol poisoning. He had a whopping .851 BAC, after drinking 20 litres of beer and attempting to drive home. Full story here.

Oh yeah today is voting day, Vote for the zoo, ohh i had a great idea google zoo pics and who do i find. Look its Mikey, and nice photos Jay Levin.

I can't read the rest but one line on this Doctor's sign just sticks out for some reason you can see it yourself here.

Heres another reason you state fans can make fun of UofM check this out.

And a great ad for BMW.

People are truly idiots or there are many mentally handicapped people that do not know it yet. Look at the Yahoo Answers page to once again fear for humanity.

Ooohh look, well you can't actually see it but something is making a noise at work and I must investigate so the A.D.D. post will officially come to an end.

The Ultimate Douchebag

John McCain, first it was Obama's fault for gas prices, then the celebrity with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton commercials, and now finally he has come up with the stupidest commercial for his campaign ever.  See it here:

What is he going to change next, well maybe bringing respect back to the oval office.  If you don't believe that this is real, I first didn't, it is on McCain's youtube page.

Vote

Short post at a party. Vote yes
for the Detroit zoo August 5th, we need the zoo, mike needs his penguins.

Wow, I never would have guessed that

Well the new USA Today Poll for the best College football team is out. Georgia is number one, I have no problem there, followed by USC, Ohio State, Oklahoma, and Florida. The real shocker to me is that Michigan is ranked 24th, and got 112 votes. A team with basically no returning starters on offense is ranked 24th. Michigan State received 9 votes, and Notre Dame got 5.

Don't get me wrong I am a Wolverines fan (yeah yeah yeah "But you didn't go there" BS, if I were a Spartan fan I would not hear that crap, but that is a different topic for a different post) but even I don't think they should be ranked that high. Does anyone actually know who might be throwing the ball in Ann Arbor this year? No seriously does anyone know, because I have no freaking clue. You can see the rankings for yourself here.

Different Topic
If you ever come down to Hamtramck and go to Whiskey in the Jar, feel free to completely ignore me and don't invite me, my so-called friends and family already do. No I am not bitter but hurt and disappointed, I thought that my friends and definitely my sister accepted me in their group, but my hopes were dashed and they do not. But do not feel pity for me I will be ok, I have my old friends to rely on, the ones that will never forget to send out an invitation for a bar night, espescially one that is walking distance from my house. I shall be OK, espescially when I'm drunk.