One Word...Awesome!

You can't get any geekier than this though, Playing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody on your old gadgets.

The Eholster

Attention all wanna-be bad ass nerds, here is the new and improved version of the pocket protector. Do you want to look like your favorite action star, but have a fear of guns? Do you love being randomly searched at the airport? And yes if you do buy this you never have to worry about getting laid again (seriously if you actually are thinking about it you never had to worry about that before).

Seriously who the hell buys this thing, because even the guy in the picture looks like a total douche bag wearing that stupid piece of crap. Why go for the retarded superhero pose when showing this thing off? But if you have no dignity left here is where you can purchase one of these. And remember that people are not laughing at you, never mind yes we are.

Evolution of a Geek

I must have skipped 1.0 and went straight to 2.0. But for the most part the description is true.