Another reason to drink

Yes I know this is an old campaign most likely for prohibition, but this plan surely backfired. Seeing these women and that sign, I would have definitely laughed first, then gotten sh*tfaced in front of them, and saying thank God the no lip touching rule is yours. I don't feel like a jack ass by telling you that you all absolutely repulse me, and that the drinking is helping me keep my sanity. Just a quick suggestion for you uhhm "stunning" ladies next time force feed men alcohol, it might make you happier, at least until they sober up and realize what a horrible alcohol induced mistake they just commited.

The government's new mascot

Whoah

Well, wow, maybe his idea for the Joker wasn't as original as I thought...

Ah, Physics and Logic

Awesome!

The Drunkard's Progress

So I am called an enabler, an occasional alcoholic (I disagree with that), a lush (why???), but never a drunkard. I love old photos/cartoons and their total sensationalistic messages. They always have to go to an extreme when they talk about stuff they do not agree with. The drunkards final stage? Suicide, because after all the stages everyone hates you, and you hate yourself. There is no cure you must kill yourself, you can never stop drinking. I guess this is what led to the failure known as national prohibition. From the first glass to the grave they said. So far I've attained Steps 1, 3, 4, and possibly 5.

Here is the link to the pic I just discussed.

Sexist Shirt

If Men wrote the advice column

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From a Friend

Got this in an e-mail:


And Here's a few more:

Do you see the similarities?

I mentioned this to some of you but dear God the resemblance is eerie.

Screw the pot of Gold...

...beer is at the end of the rainbow.

Palin Debate Flowchart

By the way Sarah Palin this is a real maverick. Got to love 80's movies

Halloween Might suck this year

This just made me laugh

Sorry you might have lost your house but your name made me laugh.

For the intellectual: Litoris also happens to be latin for coast, or coastal area, zing!

For everyone else, you should have heard what happened to his neighbor Mike Hunt. (drum roll please)

If you don't understand the joke (kasia) say the name out loud and fast and see if you get it.

The World's most accurate pie chart

Weird take on Christianity