Everyone come and drink with me!

I'm writing this on the Wi-fi I intalled at the bar (Go me!). It's been a while since I've posted and I've had a few shots and beers but WTF! I'm saying that to the what the hell is going on? I've ran into 4 previous (can't say exes) in a 4 day span.  Is there some sort of I hate Konrad support group that I'm not aware of, and if there is can you give me a warning so I can avoid all of you.  Seriously there was one where I was out taking photos for a paper and was like shit, but I'm still friends with your best friend and we talk.  Well I handled that as well as anyone could I asked and I quote "would you like your photo taken?" your friend laughed you looked like you wanted to kill me.  I remember this stare from the last time we talked, and damn you you've somehow improved it.  Oh well please come visit me at Donovan's Pub.

Buzzed Posting

Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since they invented sliced bread... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!

I am out of it with my brahs, driving from one end of the city to the other, just generally being an embarrassment to the locals, my day drinking from the light through yonder window breaks to whenever. I am wondering if I paid mine electricity bill, but who cares.

I absolutely, positively promise I won't blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. Honestly! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..