This week has kinda sucked...

Car accident, search warrant, almost broke my finger, ipod dies, phone dies, today I f*cked up my knee. Bring it on, I'm still here and kicking. Hopefully it can only get better.

One of the weirdest Yahoo Questions I've ever read...

I think this tops yours Mike, sorry.

What if God came into your room?

Seriously what the hell is wrong with people? What kind of question is that, and how the hell do you come up with it?

Japanese learning English

WTF!?!?!



and what do they think of us with this:

WTF

Words cannot describe what the hell this is:



YATTA!!!

Two days without posting

No there is nothing wrong with me, and yes I am fine I just didn't want to drink this weekend. But it has been two days since I have posted completely useless information or videos/pics or links to things that just make no sense. I was debating whether or not to post a link to a video that disturbed me, but I have decided to just put up a description of what happens:

A guy sits on a glass jar, forcing it into his anus. Jar breaks. Guy fishes out pieces of it while bleeding on the floor.

Why the hell did I watch the whole video? Why am I writing about it? Well because one of you will go and search for the video and will hate me.

And now for more WTF links/videos:

This one is actually funny, and one reason why I will not watch/read Twilight, he sparkles:


Next link is why you should always carefully read the instrucitons when experimenting with new kinky ways to spice up your sex life, the Customer review is hilarious.

Update for the party, so I ordered a case of Tyskie, have 6 of the 7 drinks for the seven deadly sins, if you thought I was joking about everyone doing a shot of one boy are you wrong. I don't care that we made up the shot during a Whiskey in the Jar buzz, I still remembered the damn thing, went out and bought the stuff, and EVERYONE WILL TRY IT! Hey it might even be bettter than Sambucca, but that's not saying much. But here is a fun list of things we can do at the party.

Are they Oompa Loompas

SO this music video is disturbing on many levels, one holy crap the singers look like ooompa loompas watch the video below:



Now the second thing that disturbs the living crap out of me is are they singing the song to the little boy, because that's the disgusting impression I got. Seriously WTF is that, I mean who made them pick what appears to be an 11-12 year old kid that 3 oompa loompa looking guys sing to about going down?

Dance Floor dale

i am not telling you to check out the video, and definitely don't watch it at work. here's the link

Diesel's Safe for Work Porn

You read that right good old fashioned safe for work PORN, isn't marketing fun?

I am nothing like Joe Sixpack

Got to images.google.com and type in Joe Sixpack, First of all I am nothing like Joe Sixpack but wtf is picture 4. I just threw up. Or if you are too lazy click here.

Children TV show inuendo

WTF, seriously what the hell this was a kids show in Great Britain.

So this is the real reason

I now know the real reason they got rid of the elephants from the zoo. This picture says it all, go and see. When you do this once you are done, no more, EVER! The guy just looking at the camera is the funniest part.

Trying to post video

It's taking forever to upload, Over 1 hour now and I have no idea when it will end.

So the video will be online tonight or tomorrow.

That is terrible

If the guy actually put this sign up, I feel bad for everyone who checked it out. I am only posting a link to the pic and not the pic itself. The picture is safe to be viewed the link it directs you to is a totally different story. Remember once you see something it can not be unseen. I give you fair warning that by going to the link in the picture you will be scarred, please do not let curiosity get the best of you. For all of you that have already seen the picture you already know why the sign is so mean, and in a very strange way amusing; as the saying goes its only funny till someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.

I only post a link to a picture with a link on it, do what you may you have been warned. Here it is.

(But seriously why the hell would I keep talking about the link, if I really didn't want to blind you with the horrible images on the Internet.

Is that a foul?

Do you have the fever?  Since Michael Phelps is done, not really.  I will still tune in but the Winter Olympics are more fun to watch in my opinion.

But have you watched any of the wrestling?  So I do not know the rules but seriously in the picture below that should be a foul, Right?  Or is it just called the TSA?