Monday, August 18, 2008

Is that a foul?

Do you have the fever?  Since Michael Phelps is done, not really.  I will still tune in but the Winter Olympics are more fun to watch in my opinion.

But have you watched any of the wrestling?  So I do not know the rules but seriously in the picture below that should be a foul, Right?  Or is it just called the TSA?

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Oh my Dear God that Looks Painful

I don't think your arm is supposed to bend that way with that much weight.  Lets all have an Oh SHIT moment for the Hungarian weightlifter.

"No longer able to support the weight of the barbell, his right forearm bent backward. The 24-year-old Hungarian fell to the floor in shock, shaking and crying out in pain. "

Holy Hell that must be the worst thing that can happen, not only because it hurts so much, but also because you just can't drop the barbell right away.  If you want to see the other photos check out the link here

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Can't Stop laughing

Are you afraid of being abducted by aliens, are you too looking for a way to stop them from reading your thoughts.  Then you too are crazy enough to try this.  The man who made one said ""Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society." By contributing to society do you mean you stopped slamming into the rubber padded walls in the room they keep putting you in?  Those are not aliens those are your doctors.


The entire site is just too damn funny the prototype is basically tin foil and a hat.  "
Vitamin C to kill implanted alien-hybrid embryos" "Several abductees report that aliens do not like perfume.  One abductee claims that they stopped an abduction by exposing strong cheap perfume to aliens. "When the alien's telepathic powers are neutralized by the "thought screen helmet" they do not attempt to abduct their victims. Without their telepathic power they cannot render their victims passive."

Although wouldn't tinfoil or most metals amplify a signal and not decrease it, thus rendering the hat useless.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Don't remember where I heard them

but damnit their song Mama's Boy has been stuck in my head for a while. The band is Chromeo, they have a weird sound but I like it, it kind of reminds me of 80s music, but it doesn't suck. They are an elecrofunk band, and the first album I heard was fancy footwork (also a name of a good song. But here's the song that's been stuck in my head all week.



Also the lead singer is apparently very smart. David Macklovitch is currently earning his Ph. D in French Literature from Columbia University, where he also teaches undergraduate French classes.

If you liked that song you should check out needy girl and fancy footwork.

Friday, August 8, 2008

In honor of the olympics

Please Ignore the Communism
And in a totally unrelated and painful story from Hong Kong, read how a man almost lost his penis here.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Take that Born Again Christians

Here is the Atheists version De-Baptism.  All that is needed is an atheist and a blow-dryer.  The ceremony is performed by Acting President of American Atheist Frank Zingler.

My question is if you start to make your own ceremony isn't that a little too much for atheism, or do you all chant we believe in science, and no higher power.  Full story here about the ceremony.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

No Way You are getting out of this



So this guy is probably looking for a new job, because I can think of no logical reason on an explanation as to what he was doing. The best part would be if he tried and forgot to erase the job from the hard drive and the boss reprinted it, but the ass imprint probably gave that away.