Well it's been an interesting couple of days at work. I had an interesting story with a moron and his laptop; it's not the first time I've had a problem with this moron, but one day I keep thinking it will change. So this idiot bought a laptop a few months ago, with Windows Vista installed and I thought I had finally gotten rid of him, but no a few days before Easter, the dreaded day came, and he returned. He tells me he wants to get rid of Vista and install XP, I tell him there are no drivers for XP and his laptop (hoping this would discourage him, and the conversation would end). He says "but Toshiba told me there would be," my first reaction, was then okay fucktard, then go to them and get em, don't come to me. But of course I could not say what I was thinking, but said ok, let me check their website, and of course no damn drivers, so I figured out what should work, and burn him a cd. About a week later on Tuesday, I see him again, with the laptop (Fuck can't hide he already saw me, shit this is why I work in the back, and rarely come out, it helps me keep thinking that maybe there aren't that many dumb people).
Lo and Behold, the laptop doesn't work right, and he's telling me that he can't install Office 2007, because he doesn't have that "pack 2 thing" that apparently I did not install. Huh, pack 2? You're fucking kidding me, he doesn't even have service pack 2 installed, no biggie I thought, just connect to the WLAN, and get it, oh wait that doesn't really work on SP1, well theres the ethernet port, but haha the computer tells me to fuck off because that doesn't work either. So I rummage through my desk and find an old SP2 disk, go to install it, then comes the next fuck you from the laptop, its a Polish version of XP. Go to Microsoft's site to get the distributable version of SP2, and my next fuck off came, they no longer have it online. Great, so this is gonna suck, needless to say the weird little moron was looking over my shoulder the entire time, so I tell him to come back in a few hours, because I'm going to need time to install SP2, but first find it. Before he leaves he tells me he wants his media card reader to work, his fingerprint scanner to work, and to make sure everything else works too. WTF, it all worked with Vista, and you have no idea what a computer can even do. You bought a desktop, about 3 years ago, and broke that, you bought a digital camera, and broke that, you bought a digital camcorder and broke that... STOP BUYING SHIT YOU DO NOT NEED, AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE!!!!
Well needless to say I got Sp2 from some slow ass server from Poland, and installed it, got everything in Device manager to show everything installed fine, made sure the media card reader worked, and decided to install the updates from Microsoft, and guess what, he installed an illegal copy of Windows, damnit you little bastard. So a few minutes later I hit some buttons, and prayed to God to let the Updates install, and THEY DID!!! WOW it's my lucky day (for legal purposes that last sentence might be a work of fiction, but I'll let you be the judge).
I finish all of this with two minutes to spare before closing, I give him the laptop and send him on his merry little way. Well Thursday he's back, and he got rid of everything I did, and reformatted his Hard drive and reinstalled XP SP1, but he thought he could outsmart me, and give it to another tech to fix, I tell him to go tell the fucktard to stick the laptop up his ass, and I am no longer going to partake in his redundant repair needs. If you want me to fix your laptop, and I do, don't go and fuck it all up again.
I know that you might want the attention, because you are apparently an almost 30 year old virgin, with Porn on your computer, right next to the folder that you have your mom's recipes, you disgusting little fuck. And never tell me you share the laptop you watch your porn on, with your mom. Because there is no way a video title "25 year old pussy getting banged hard," is not porn, and the last time I had to fix your desktop, you left your 6 hour long Porn DVD in the drive, so yes I do use latex gloves when I used to fix your computer, but no more, I'm done find another poor bastard to fix your fucked up, disgusting computer.
4 comments:
You do tech support at the library? Is this guy a employee of the city or just some random guy off the street?
haha seems like you are having a good time!! Perhaps writing a sign discouraging tech support for personal computers will send the morons away. At least you don't get the ones with "Yea I let my kid play with it, and he spilled coffee all over the keyboard, and now it won't turn on" or the kicker.. "I was downtown (albeit) in a nice new car, and left my wallet, laptop and other misc. items on the passenger seat and went and did my business. So...thats gone and I want another laptop" People are SMRT haha. Enjoy the next few days, i'll be home in no time :) Hasta la lluego!
Post a sign???? One thing I definitely learned is no matter how large you make the sign, and even put it in peoples faces, they will not read it.
Actually serious note, I forgot you were MR computer guy. Do you think you can look at my computer, Kien & I can't seem to figure out the virus and why its blocking me to the AVG. I already took it to Circuit City, I don't want to give those basters any more of my money! Let me know if you can or have any suggestions! Thank you and thank you sooo much for the cowboy hat! ps next round of pool is on me courtesy of my party people friends
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