The Seven Deadly Sins

So after drinking and more drinking at the Whiskey we got on the discussion of shots, we started with three horseman(disgusting), 4 horseman, and then we came up with a shot that everyone will need to try at the Christmas party: The Seven Deadly Sins. This is still a work in progress, and Mike came up with the name, but so far it is :Jimmy, Jack, John, Jose, Jaeger, Jezy(That's right JEZYNOWKA), and for now Jameson. If you can come up with a better J, than Jameson let me know, like I said work in progress.

But all in all a fun night, with food, friends, crappy music (sorry Kasia but some of your selections suck, but are funny as hell), penalty shots (again due to the music), and if you don't know Auggie makes Kasia do hot Yukon Jack shots because of her music choices, she will never learn.

They're going to kill Batman?!?!?

But he's the damn Batman, he can't die. He can beat anyone/anything, I mean he's the most invincible superhero of them all. He has a backup plan for killing every other super hero on earth, and they're going to kill him off? What the Hell? I mean it was a childhood favorite of mine (although I am still a bigger X-Men fan), I even have the Batman animated series on DVD, but why kill him?

But if Robin does do it, he might have gotten annoyed of the bitch slappings.

Read the supposed story here.

What not to do after you get a Speeding Ticket

And he was still flooring it when he was on top of the cop car.

Are they Oompa Loompas

SO this music video is disturbing on many levels, one holy crap the singers look like ooompa loompas watch the video below:



Now the second thing that disturbs the living crap out of me is are they singing the song to the little boy, because that's the disgusting impression I got. Seriously WTF is that, I mean who made them pick what appears to be an 11-12 year old kid that 3 oompa loompa looking guys sing to about going down?

The Rappin' Senior Choir

I hope no one told them what ridin' dirty means, but this is hilarious, I love the MC Hammer Part.

And now to rag on Michigan

So it's been a horrible season, we knew that the offense would suck, but to see the defense as bad as it's been was a surprise. But should the offense sucking be a real surprise? Looking at last year's stats UofM had one of the worst offenses in the Big 10, yes even with all the NFL talent they were still one of the worst, and damnit I didn't know that. The defense last year was just as bad, but this year they couldn't rely on the offense to do anything. But the worst part of this season was reading Brandon Minor's comments after the OSU game:

"You can't really blame Rich Rod because everybody on the team did not buy in like they're supposed to. We have a couple of guys not going hard," he said. "We'll correct that most definitely. That ain't going to happen on my watch as a senior."

So the team quit on their coach early, some probably stayed because they couldn't play anywhere else, but why the hell quit on your coach/team? Why couldn't the coach get them to paly, why couldn't you sit the guys who didn't want to play for you? So after reading Minor's comments, does the real rebuilding start next year? I mean if the players don't want to play for you, and there will be departures, will next year be the same as this year, or do we start seeing some players that RRod actually wants. But to his credit even getting blown out at least the team didn't look like they gave up yesterday. The bright spot is he started 3-8 at West Virginian, and we all know what happened there, so it might be fun to watch two good teams in Michigan again.

So let the crybaby Michigan comments commence.

Got Glasses?

I can't believe that they actually played this on TV in Germany.

The Eholster

Attention all wanna-be bad ass nerds, here is the new and improved version of the pocket protector. Do you want to look like your favorite action star, but have a fear of guns? Do you love being randomly searched at the airport? And yes if you do buy this you never have to worry about getting laid again (seriously if you actually are thinking about it you never had to worry about that before).

Seriously who the hell buys this thing, because even the guy in the picture looks like a total douche bag wearing that stupid piece of crap. Why go for the retarded superhero pose when showing this thing off? But if you have no dignity left here is where you can purchase one of these. And remember that people are not laughing at you, never mind yes we are.

Wait what did you say?

SO the first time in years that MSU has a chance to go to the Rose Bowl, yes you need the perfect conditions, a 1 in 100 win against PSU, and a 1 in a million shot of UofM beating tOSU this year. So you kind of have to root for a team you hate. State fans need UofM to beat Ohio, and if you can manage a win you're in the Rose Bowl, and are Big Ten Champs. (Holy Crap I am writing about MSU in the Rose Bowl). You expect your coach to know this, right? He should be saying things like we need to worry about ourselves and hope for the best, blah blah, blah...

But No he says:

I'm not rooting for Michigan," said head coach Mark Dantonio, who has spent 11 of the last 14 years working for Michigan State or Ohio State. "I'm going to focus on our task at hand here and worry about the things we can control. I have too many good friends and too many people that wouldn't let me back into their house to let me do that.

"So Go Bucks."

Wait, What?!?! SO you mean to tell me that you would rather see your old friends/team win, then admit you want a school you hate to win? You realize you need Michigan to win, not only should you want it you should be praying for a win. But you don't want to burn the bridges at Ohio, and that doesn't make me feel to good about you. Do you actually care about your current coaching job? DO you not realize that for your program this is a gigantic leap?

I'm not even a Spartan fan and that comment pissed me off, I'm not expecting a Michigan win, but damn. How does this make State fans feel? Your coach is rooting for the Buckeyes to win the Big Ten when you have a slim shot at it? Seriously WTF is up with that?

James Bond... 00 what the hell?

So the new James Bond film is different from the others, yes it is a good action film but is it a good Bond film? There are no gadgets that Bond gets, he is less Bond Like and more Jason Bourne. He kicks ass then asks questions, with no plan in mind.

What happened to the cool and collected Bond, the one who is not phased by anything? Not in this movie, he is apparently the Bond for today, or as I would put it the American Bond, Shoot stuff, blow them up and just don't care.

And he's apparently having a bad time, since this a true sequel, he is still sad/mad about Vespers death, and how do we know this? Because every damn character has to ask him or mention it to him, no we don't see emotion from Bond, but we're supposed to know he's mad because everyone else knows he is mad.

I thought Casino Royale was a great reinvention of Bond, I think Quantum of Solace is showing this new version is already becoming stagnant. If it were an action movie starring Daniel Craig it would be a pretty good movie, but because this is Bond, it's only okay at best. Here's to hoping that they can actually get better, but if this is what Bond is becoming, they might as well be called the Bond Supremacy or the Bond Ultimatum.

Here's an idea of what I've been doing today...

These made me laugh today check em out:

Can you fix my computer?

Can you get me some more water?

Translating what your teacher means.

Showdown

And if I get enough time off from my goofing off, please check back for a few of my opinions on the new James Bond movie.

Revenge on Boss

More Buzzed Posting

The new theme song for all libraries:

Buzzed Posting

Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since they invented sliced bread... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!

I am out of it with my brahs, driving from one end of the city to the other, just generally being an embarrassment to the locals, my day drinking from the light through yonder window breaks to whenever. I am wondering if I paid mine electricity bill, but who cares.

I absolutely, positively promise I won't blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. Honestly! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..

What's Going on in Genesee County?

Syphilis outbreak continues in Genesee County; numbers jump 2,000 percent over last year and rate is three times higher than Detroit. YAY another bad statistic Detroit isn't number 1 in.
Story here.

Carlsberg Ad

I laughed

The Drunkard's Progress

So I am called an enabler, an occasional alcoholic (I disagree with that), a lush (why???), but never a drunkard. I love old photos/cartoons and their total sensationalistic messages. They always have to go to an extreme when they talk about stuff they do not agree with. The drunkards final stage? Suicide, because after all the stages everyone hates you, and you hate yourself. There is no cure you must kill yourself, you can never stop drinking. I guess this is what led to the failure known as national prohibition. From the first glass to the grave they said. So far I've attained Steps 1, 3, 4, and possibly 5.

Here is the link to the pic I just discussed.

I will never eat skittles again

This ad alone has just completely creeped me out. I can never look at a bag of skittles again.

Sexist Shirt

I amost have a Bingo

I'm all over this board, and that makes me sad.

Unnecessary Censorship

This one is awesome, and the Count from Sesame Street is a freak.

The Waldo Ultimatum

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

Wazzup 2000 vs. Wazzup 2008

Coke Bomb

This is so simple, yet incredibly smart. Why have I never thought about this, now for the few of you I work with who read this blog, when I bring Diet Coke to work DO NOT OPEN IT!

Age Disparity @ Work

I kind of think this is right, except for today because my alarm clock decided to adjust to daylight savings time, so by the time I got out of the shower and got ready I finally realized it was only 7am. And yes in the morning I am basically a walking zombie getting ready for work.