Friday, November 14, 2008

Buzzed Posting

Holy Blog Of Doom, Batman! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since they invented sliced bread... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. Apologies to my regular readers! Even the little blue ones!

I am out of it with my brahs, driving from one end of the city to the other, just generally being an embarrassment to the locals, my day drinking from the light through yonder window breaks to whenever. I am wondering if I paid mine electricity bill, but who cares.

I absolutely, positively promise I won't blog until the next time booze prices go up and I have to get sober for a while. Honestly! This is for my ever faithful, devoted public..

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