Friday, April 25, 2008

New term for the day "Whore Score"

"What's her whore score? The Grood guide to determining how much of a whore she really is. The following is a four (4) part series that discusses a scientifically proven point scale system to determine a female’s level of whoreness. This point system has been derived from a series of trial and error experiments and has been tested and retested by the industry experts. NOTE: Whoreness levels do not necessarily mean you will be getting laid, just the probability of getting laid. "

Enticed enough to read the whole thing, check it out here. But yeah, for the most part I can agree with this list, but I would give the back tat 3 points and not two, and as for the pierced clit, yup ultimate whoreness, and if you see it well, duh, you are getting laid and you pretty much know what to do next; that's right wake up when she's asleep and silently leave the house, remember to put the car in neutral out of the driveway and start up in the street.(also never use your own place if you are going to do this, because then you are a moron) This will give you plenty of time before she realizes that that number either you gave her doesn't exist, or is to a pizza place on Jos. Campau, and if you ever see each other again, make sure to act like you remember nothing. Better yet seem all apologetic, and act nice and try to do it again (only do this if worth it, because chances of a repeat have gone down significantly due to said actions).

2 comments:

Joyce said...

My wife is a nurse!!! yes!!!!! so for her birthday, im so getting her a back tattoo!!!

Sue said...

Nurses rule!! In and out of bed!!