Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Bailout


Alexis de Tocqueville said: "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."

Thomas Jefferson said:
“I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies, and that the principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale.”

Can we be fooled to bail out the banking system with our own money? A few years ago Bush vetoed a bill which would have spent $32 billion dollars to give children from low income money insurance. F*ck them he said we don't have the money, when the rich boys from New York, and Washington come crying to him that they screwed themselves over he almost trips over himself to race to give them money. OK our financial system is f*cked, banks screwed it up, now we have to save them, but they had months if not years to fix their sinking ship. Ins ted of just directly giving the money to the banks for their bad debt from the bad mortgages they gave out, they could have given the money to the home owners who lost their house to the foreclosure, but wait that would eliminate the bad debt, and the high foreclosure numbers, and stupid thought might actually help people who need the help.

So they now want $700 billion dollars to save the economy, they must have spent hours if not days coming up with the figure to resurrect our economy, right? A treasury spokeswoman when asked about the figure said:

"It's not based on any particular data point," a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. "We just wanted to choose a really large number."

Great, so we enlarge the national debt for a figure they pulled out of their ass. In 1992, Sweden faced an almost identical crisis with their banking system after a housing market collapse but did they fork over money, NO!
"
Banks had to write down losses and issue warrants to the government.

That strategy held banks responsible and turned the government into an owner. When distressed assets were sold, the profits flowed to taxpayers, and the government was able to recoup more money later by selling its shares in the companies as well"(Ny Times)By requiring equity from the banks for their bailout, it almost guaranteed that the banks would do everything they could not to require the assistance, and forced the banks to find capital themselves. And the best part is when the banking system corrected itself, the government, or tax-payers got their money back, maybe not all of it but at least their was a return on their investment.

"By the end of the crisis, the Swedish government had seized a vast portion of the banking sector, and the agency had mostly fulfilled its hard-nosed mandate to drain share capital before injecting cash. When markets stabilized, the Swedish state then reaped the benefits by taking the banks public again." See their plan worked!

But this whole situation reminds me of a Dilbert comic, and maybe I'm the wuss but I don't think we should just give a banking system that screwed themselves and the rest of us free money.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Theres a Second Song

So if you don't remember Jon LaJoie's first song you can catch it here.
And now the follow up song:

Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=MC Vagina





The Weng Weng Rap



Weng Weng 2' 9" Filipino actor known for his role as Agent 00. Check out his wikipedia page here.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

MILLEN FIRED!!!

FINALLY, it took them long enough to get rid of him, too bad the lions still suck.

31-84 Millen's record as GM 53 games under .500, how he kept his job this long is a mystery to the rest of the NFL, but not to lions fans. Ford Sr. is also a moron, given the lions not to f*ck up at Ford Motors.

But now it is a sad day for many people, mostly other teams who enjoyed watching the Lions lose, and any Wide Receiver in College Football, who will draft them in the first round now? The scary thing is Ford Sr. is still in charge so it could get worse. But today is a good day, worry about Ford Sr. tomorrow, and next Sunday how much the Lions suck, but remember MILLEN IS GONE!

Friday, September 19, 2008

This just made me laugh


Sorry you might have lost your house but your name made me laugh.

For the intellectual: Litoris also happens to be latin for coast, or coastal area, zing!

For everyone else, you should have heard what happened to his neighbor Mike Hunt. (drum roll please)

If you don't understand the joke (kasia) say the name out loud and fast and see if you get it.

Great Quote

On one of the sports forums I go to I came across this gem that I had to share with everyone:

"As a college football fan I hate the BCS system.

As a Spartan fan, I have no idea what all the fuss is about BCS bowl games."

Damn thats honest, so what do you think? (I ask these questions to try to initiate comments, don't make me pull an eric and put a poll up)

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

IMDb just got better

They addd Tv shows, and Movies that you can watch for free. Check it out here. This will work great in combo with hulu, another free tv show/movie site.

The World's most accurate pie chart

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Is this Possible?

This might possibly the smartest dog I've ever seen.



Now the question is is it even possible? Mr. Zoologist this question was for you in case you were wondering.

Monday, September 15, 2008

So this is the real reason

I now know the real reason they got rid of the elephants from the zoo. This picture says it all, go and see. When you do this once you are done, no more, EVER! The guy just looking at the camera is the funniest part.

I bet that hurt

Bigtime hit of the day by Terps Kevin Barnes on Cal's Jahvid Best.



And then the aftermath of the hit, if you are squeamish you might not want to watch the gatorade fountain.


Thursday, September 11, 2008

Funny Commercials

The first one is disgusting but funny from Thailand:


The other is a Guinness commercial that they would never show here in the states:

What happened after mario saved the Princess?

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

How did he not see that coming?

I really don't know how shows like this are still on the air, Maury Povich only does the are you the father specials but this one is probably the worst/best one yet.


Sunday, September 7, 2008

4th time trying to upload the video

So I reduced the resolution, and file size in half maybe it will let me add the video now.




and in case you don't like blogger video here is the youtube version

Friday, September 5, 2008

Trying to post video

It's taking forever to upload, Over 1 hour now and I have no idea when it will end.

So the video will be online tonight or tomorrow.

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Advice for Parents


Here is the Complete Idiot's Guide to deal with children.

Check out the 28 other instructional slides here.

Weird take on Christianity

Gotta Love old manuals

Women are Teachable