The WTF Blanket

The Friends theme and Sugar Ray

Previously on Lost

Yeah that's how everyone feels watching the show, and has the exact questions. I think Sergiy pretty much watched the first two seasons in 2 days, he didn't sleep and looked half dead when he got to work.

One of the weirdest Yahoo Questions I've ever read...

I think this tops yours Mike, sorry.

What if God came into your room?

Seriously what the hell is wrong with people? What kind of question is that, and how the hell do you come up with it?

Whoah

Well, wow, maybe his idea for the Joker wasn't as original as I thought...

Alcohol

Well this store is convenient see the display/layout of their items.

And the way this guy put it why he stopped drinking tequila.

Oh and using someones definition I am not going to real school because I'm blogging from class.

And finally a fun little Heineken Commercial:

Comics

Last minute post...

Here's a fun post about House and Wilson.

Here's a great one with a fun ending.

Don't Honk at Old People

Dirty Dancing

I was just bending over and he was just stretching.



Nothing like making it awkward for the principal, wow just wow.

Sitting at the bar...

...only on my first and I still can't figure this out.

How to know when its time to leave the bar.
Link and Graph here.

Unfortunately spilling a drink on yourself for no reason is not on the list/graph/chart.

By the way Motor City Brewing Works is awesome, they have a beer called the Strong Ale 12% alcohol and it doesn't come in those pussy tulips, they come in pints. Great beer, great people and interesting conversations to say the least. So support corktown and Detroit go to the Motor City Brewing Works for Great beer and good times. Oh and they have awesome brick oven pizzas.

Stuff that made me laugh

Yes I know I didn't post yesterday, so here's a double post.

The first is a story from Craigslist, just read it.

Next is Olafur Eliasson making some waterfalls:

I love the IT crowd

Here is what it feels like to work in IT, and this is sadly true:



and another reason I love the show is their parody of facebook, called friendface, they won't let me embed it so here's the link.

Horribly Named Product

I wonder how long they were able to sell these:

It's not a video

And yes I am posting at work, but technically I'm still at lunch so it doesn't count. But it's been a fun week, being told I am not doing my job, then that I don't know how to do my job, and my sis telling me I don't have a real job. But the woman complained printing took too long, and it was my fault, I did what I could and that was apologize for the delay but that was not good enough. Today I had to tell a patron that limewire is an illegal program to use at the library and if he did not stop we would ban him from using our WIFI, he didn't seem to understand that we cannot be responsible for distributing illegal music/video/software or whatever he was downloading, then he follows it up so where can I get music then? Seriously dude, I might know where but there is no way in hell I am the one who is going to tell you.

And then I had to go to Ikea, it was great the store was empty, and I needed to buy a bed frame. So since it was empty I decided to see what else was on sale, ehhh not much that I could use, big discounts on oddball items that no one wants. But I went to pick the damn frame I wanted, get the girl to help me, she tells me they have 4 in stock I was like cool, she tells me downstairs, I go down there and guess what they are no where to be found. I start walking up and down aisle 28 looking for the damn frame. I go to the help desk, he looks it up, and it is a full service item, which means that it's not with the other frames, but they actually have to get it from the back for you. Ok, he prints up my ticket, I go pay, and then pick it up. But bedding woman couldn't you have told me this? In the whole conversation of that's the one I want, and do you have it, you couldn't have said but it's not down there, and I have to print this up for you? Other than that it was ok, I guess.

On a completely different side note, Fox's game time crew sucks, they don't know how to talk about games. Will Oklahoma go for it on 3 and1, well yes, it's F*CKIN third down morons, they will go for it! And enough with the Tebow man loving every 13 seconds, yeah he's a down to earth do good guy, but don't keep telling me this. Oh and it doesn't matter to me how long it takes for Oklahoma between plays, as long as they snap the ball before the play clock expires then great if not 5 yard penalty, or as everyone knows these as basic rules.

And this is my last week off before schools starts up again, but if last semester was any indication, I'll have about 15 weeks off from real work. It should be better though, because I do not have a computer basics class that will drive me insane every week, instead I have more basic library function classes :-) So depending on how those go, I will have more frustrated rant posts coming up, and those are always fun! Bright spots of the coming semester include: Paczki Day (YAY Hamtramck Polish Drinking Day), and St. Patty's Day (During Spring Break, double bonus). And for those of you who remember last year; WE ARE TABLE #3, #3, #3, WE ARE TABLE #3, WHERE THE F*CK IS TABLE 4? Hopefully we have drunk wannabe leprechaun leading the chants again. And about that whole designated driver thing...1 2 3 NOT IT.

And to finally end this post I was looking stuff up when I found an awesome definition of a word that originated in West Philadelphia where I was born and raised, on the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. Got in one little fight and my mom got scared, said you're moving with your Auntie and Uncle in Belair. And you have just been belaired.

Keeping up the Posting

So I have been trying to post more stuff recently, as you can tell. I might have already posted this but what the hell.

So do you have a dirty mind or not?



And look I posted this at home, and not from my "fake" job. Because I apparently don't have a real job, so I can look stuff up online, so this constitutes fake job. Except for those times that I actually have to work, and not face co-workers challenges, by the way he also threatened to steal my cell phone today, and is still trying to actively recruit others to take me on. Why do I deserve this, he has even called me a liar today for my posting, do you not realize that this only makes me angry, and is having the completely opposite effect of what you want?

The 30 day Challenge

So this past weekend I worked at la biblioteka, and I was challenged by a co-worker. For the first time since I worked here someone at work stood up to me, I was across the room behind my desk, and when I got up to confront him (jokingly of course) he tried to jump over his desk. I lifted him and gave him as a gift to another co-worker. So to be nice I gave him 30 days to bulk up and to truly challenge me; I even marked it on my calendar at work! Then he threatened to steal my calendar, BOO! so I marked it as an appointment in my phone, can't steal that! So as you can see I am not the bully at work, and throughout this he tried to recruit others on his side, so he's trying to make it an unfair fight! No worries though I can take basically everyone at work, so I should be fine, but in the meantime I am also getting ready, so I am going to the gym again, and getting ready for the challenge, HAHA, vengeance shall be mine!!!

And you know who you are who challenged me, no backing out of it now! Even if you steal my calendar I remember the date!

I know the feeling

So I really understand this comic; in August I got my mom a mac laptop, and I think it's been used like twice. On New Years day my mom called me about 9AM, saying she keeps getting an error when she tried to get on the WIFI, yes she said WIFI! She asked me what it means, I had no idea what she was talking about, so I head over to her house, and check out the computer, it was asking if she wanted to join the network? Click OK or Cancel, I click OK, and voila internet. The best part was I get the call, and Kasia was there, but she was sleeping. Thank you. So after I go online, I then have to log into her email, because she couldn't remember her password. And since I'm me and am using a computer, I install the updates, make sure everything's working right, and charge the battery for her, yeah I know the last one was the toughest part; I had to make sure it was plugged in.

And since that day it just sits in the living room, speaking of macs though here's a great story: So a few years ago Kasia worked for WSU Athletics or Pharmacy one of these and needed to do some ad work, so they gave her Creative Suite for the Mac. I so happened to have a Mac I bought, repaired and was about to sell; so she asked if she could use it, I was loke OK. Three years later and I still don't have the computer, can't sell it, and not even going to sell it anymore. Now I am not complaining about this, seriously what is there to complain about? I mean seriously I got the Computer for $5, put about $400 into it, and could have sold it for $1000. instead I don't really use it and someone else is. Wow, I really do complain a lot don't I? Haha oh well, there's always more computers to buy/fix, and then later complain about. And as you all know I'm a tech whore so I'll have plenty of stuff to sell if I ever do decide to do that.

Please let me know when I hit this point

I need you all to promise to tell me when I hit that point, but do it nicely please.

Ricky Gervais

Gay Animals:


Ricky Gervais is hilarious

and one of his best
His Favorite Leaflet

Flip Chart

Demitri Martin and his Flip Chart

Japanese learning English

WTF!?!?!



and what do they think of us with this:

I can't explain why I find this funny...

but I can't stop laughing at the kid.

Christmas Morning

Wow, this is just funny:

Made Me Laugh

From SMBC (Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal)

and then I read this story, it sounds absurdly fun, except for when he starts talking about his dead friend. Read about the 300 Club.

Where the Hell is Matt?

So a lot of people called the video a fake, and he has come clean about it. IF you don't remember the video it does play during the presentation or you can see my old post here.



At least he has a sense of humor

F*ck IT

F*ck It - watch more funny videos

WTF

Words cannot describe what the hell this is:



YATTA!!!