Well hope you found everyone the perfect gift for christmas, if not there's always next year. On to the disgusting part, Guys if you everyone wanted to give someone a copy of your "junk" here it is. Great name "Clone a Willy" and there are several versions of Clone A Willy. "Glow in the dark", "soap with the shape of...", "chocolate" and the original "just rubber"
Now off to vomit. i can't even imagine the infomercial for this one, well Hon I didn't know what to get you since I'm always travelling, so you can always have a piece of me when I'm gone. Thanks Bob, I'll never miss you again. Order yours now before they run out.
EWWWWW!!!, an excerpt from the product review " Guys, if you think this is just for women you could not be more wrong."
This is why I begin to hate humanity.
3 comments:
I now have a gift for every holiday I can think of! All I need to do is dress it in a holiday specific way and we are all set.
Christmas? Clone of my dick with Christmas lights around it.
Birthday? Clone of my dick with a candle in it.
Anniversery? Clone of my dick with a necklace around it.
Arbor Day? Clone of my dick as a tree stand.
Sorry, have to also add the following. These are the directions from their web site.
1. Mix water with specially timed molding powder
2. Insert your willy into the molding tube until it solidifies
3. Pour the rubber into the mold
4. Wait 24 hours and remove your new vibrator!
How the fuck does step 2 work? How do I get my penis out? Even more importantly, how do I keep my penis hard after inserting it in cold molding gel long enough for it to harden while I'm thinking about how I'm going to get it out?
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