Advice for the Up North Trip

Well there are cougars, or mountain lions if you prefer. (plese let the zoologist correct me if i'm wrong again) I saw a sign and had to give everyone a heads up if you encounter one up north. This is a way to avoid being attacked yourself:

Wow, why am I still adding stuff today

Unlike a certain sibling, I update in spurts by adding a bunch of crap, then disappearing for a while. But when I saw quite possibly the gayest stupid jeans I needed to post it. Just check em out.

Wow, I would totally kick your ass for wearing these. But my favorite part comes from the description "there is a joystick controller located just behind the front zipper." Really is that a joystick or are you looking at porn you damn geek (and yes if you wear these it is safe to say you will never get laid) Hell look how pissed the "model" in the photo looks. To top it off it makes it look like he would be jacking off in public by constantly hitting his crotch. Damn the more you look at them the gayer they get, just look at the mouses position in the picture, damn are they even trying to be subtle here. More photos of the jeans here, just wow.

Stop Animation videos are cool

Do you have five minutes to waste on something that took a ridiculously long time to make? I thought that it was pretty cool, hell I wish I had the patience/time to do something like it but, I don't so, have a look see.

I didn't know he was strapped for cash

Snoop Dogg did an ad for a German cell phone company, singing in German, impersonating someone called Roy Black. I'm sure this will help his street cred, cuz all the brothers impersonate German singers, Word.

New term for the day "Whore Score"

"What's her whore score? The Grood guide to determining how much of a whore she really is. The following is a four (4) part series that discusses a scientifically proven point scale system to determine a female’s level of whoreness. This point system has been derived from a series of trial and error experiments and has been tested and retested by the industry experts. NOTE: Whoreness levels do not necessarily mean you will be getting laid, just the probability of getting laid. "

Enticed enough to read the whole thing, check it out here. But yeah, for the most part I can agree with this list, but I would give the back tat 3 points and not two, and as for the pierced clit, yup ultimate whoreness, and if you see it well, duh, you are getting laid and you pretty much know what to do next; that's right wake up when she's asleep and silently leave the house, remember to put the car in neutral out of the driveway and start up in the street.(also never use your own place if you are going to do this, because then you are a moron) This will give you plenty of time before she realizes that that number either you gave her doesn't exist, or is to a pizza place on Jos. Campau, and if you ever see each other again, make sure to act like you remember nothing. Better yet seem all apologetic, and act nice and try to do it again (only do this if worth it, because chances of a repeat have gone down significantly due to said actions).

I shall call it... Ninja MonkeyGibbon

I wonder if it would mess with fully grown tigers. But damn that is one brave and annoying monkey. UPDATE: As the zoologist has pointed out it is not a monkey but a gibbon(???).

How can you still support her?

Hillary has been campaigning hard recently, what with her made up stories and double talk, but now you can see how she contradicts herself:

My favorite is the laughing/cackle reply to why Bill earned $800,000 in 2005 giving speeches for a Bogota-based group that supports the Colombia free trade agreement — the same trade deal she currently opposes. But what you don't see in the video is her response after the laugh "How many angels dance on the head of the pin?," she responded, continuing to giggle. "I have really, uh, nothing to … I mean, how do you answer that?" That is exactly the answer how I want a prospective president to answer tough questions; leave you going WTF? What could possibly be a tough situation if she becomes president, definitely not the economy, laugh at Bernanke, not the war, laugh at Congress.

It's 3AM and she wants to play the joker apparently, now all she has to say "Why so Serious?"

Keeping My word

Well I said I would make a real post this week, and dammit I will. Uhhh I really don't have much to talk about, so uhhhmmm (damnit can't post videos in a real blog post) well I realized that Kasia doesn't actually read my blog. (See what I did there I took the attention off of the lack of actual information in this post) Well on Thursday she mentioned that beer prices are going up, possibly because of ethanol and corn. Wait doesn't that sound familiar, I hate Ethanol Post on December 21, 2007. (Damnit now I must come up with something and fast)

On the topic of Beer just a quick tip, if a beer company is venting their fermenting tubs, it really stinks. At the Detroit Beer Co. on Thursday I decided to get a cold beer (or 6) before the Tigers game, and on the way there Sasha and I said something stinks, but not in front of the Beer Co., that is until you opened the door and the smell hit you like a ton of bricks. But a bad smell will not keep me away from good beer. Then there was the crappy Tigers game, the third loss to the Royals to be specific, because they have all pretty much sucked so far. To be nice we decided to stop by work and laugh at everyone who missed such a nice day, and were stuck indoors all day.
So finally I made a real post this week, and will be going to Whiskey in the Jar tonight, so come on down and say Hi, here's a beer for the awesome work on your blog.

I would like an explanation

I have no idea whats going on here but the band is called the Leningrad Cowboys, and they are playing with the Red Army Choir singing Sweet Home Alabama.

It reminds me of all the movies form the 50's through 80's showing what the future would look like, but with 1984 thrown into the mix with the army in the background, just weird.