AHH Japanese TV

Well now after watching these I'm reminded of Jackass, but they're weird and funny:

and another one:


and what the hell one more for good measure:

Tell me what you think

So in a few months my exhibit will open of my nature shots of MI, I've been playing with some of my photos. Please let me know what you think about them, they're on flickr. You can click on the photos on the right side of the page.

QUICK STOP EXCLUSIVE: I’m F***ing Seth Rogen

DO NOT WATCH THIS AT WORK, ok so "Straight from the set of Kevin Smith’s Zack And Miri Make A Porno - starring Seth Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, Jason Mewes, Traci Lords, Craig Robinson, Jeff Anderson, Katie Morgan and Ricky Mabe - comes a decidedly NSFW cautionary tale about just what it takes to get ahead in Hollywood…"

Check out the video, it might load very slowly but this one might actually be the funniest of them all.

Jimmy's Revenge

Well Jimmy Kimmel had to get back at his girlfriend Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon, just watch:

Well now vote which one was funnier the Matt Damon, or Ben Affleck Song.

Old News, but still funny

Well last month I was listening to the Radio and heard Huel Perkins reading the text messages that Kwame sent, and it was hilarious. So I was too lazy to look for the clips online, until today.

Check out the Fox 2 Page here .
A local station that I never listen too, posted them with background music, thank God for the TV to tell me about this here is the reading with background music.

Well after hearing those readings Huel has become my favorite news anchor.

This is why I sometimes hate the internet

WARNING: This video will make your ears bleed, and make you vomit:

And Now for another:



HaHa you've been Rick Roll'd!
(if you have not watched the second video please do, and reread the last line)

Remember School Science Fair Projects

Remember the days when you had to actually do stupid stuff and document it, you were given weeks in advance to prepare and ultimately did it the night before. I once had a project on designing new frisbees, which equated to me throwing stuff for hours and measuring distance. Then later coming up with some crap about lift and drag, and how ultimately most of my designs sucked.

Thank God there are no pictures otherwise it might have been on this site.
(Note if you are offended of people making fun of children/Young Adults, 1st thing don't go to the site, 2nd thing Really?, 3rd just go to the site and laugh, you know you want to, stop pretending to care about others)

I'm getting more confused

I love the show and its actually shit like this that has me addicted but what the hell does it all mean?

So the Island can clone people/things now.

IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON STOP READING
(Yeah like they'll ever tell you what the hell might be going on.)

Also from TVSquad.com

• Although there is a theory going around that Kate is living under an assumed name and isn't one of the Oceanic Six, Lindelof and Cuse confirmed that she is, in fact, one of the Six.
• We will learn the identity of the other two members of the Oceanic Six relatively soon, well before the season finale.

• Carlton Cuse has a fictional crush on Rose.
• The deck collapse that caused Hurley's mental breakdown will not be revisited.
• Cynthia Watros, who played Libby, will appear on the show later this season. That episode will not explain why she was in the Santa Rosa Mental Health Institute during one of Hurley's flashbacks.
• Any similarity between the strange beings on the island (the smoke monster and the Hurley-bird) and Hindu gods is merely a coincidence.
• Damon Lindelof gave two possible explanations for the DHARMA polar bear skeleton's presence in Tunisia: either the bear was shipped to Africa and died, or the island has special properties that make it possible for things on the island to be transported off the island.
• With regard to Faraday's experiment in "The Economist": a time shift/fluctuation occurred during the rocket's journey from the freighter to the island.
• Fans who want to further explore the polar bear question should watch the DHARMA Orchid station training film (see below).
• Jeff Fahey's guest star status is not necessarily an indication that his character is in danger of being killed.
• The cow that Frank saw in "Confirmed Dead" is Svetlana, Mikhail's cow from "Enter 77."
• The connection between Charlotte and C.S. Lewis was intentional. There are themes in TheChronicles of Narnia that pertain to Lost.
• According to Damon Lindelof, "Eggtown" has a "killer ending."

God I love Wayne State

So, I apply for graduation, and get a letter saying I need to take an oral communication (OC) class. Well I gave my student adviser my transcripts in the summer and was told that it would be taken care of in a week. Well I should have learned in the summer when she screwed me over from taking ahttp://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=6965818831522789265&postID=7998506785411160808 class I needed, and then found out in the fall that I should have been allowed to take it. The walk in adviser also told me, that my student adviser was working on my OC requirement, and was told by her that it should be done no problem, along with the new adviser she was training.

So I apply for my degree, and get a response from my adviser saying she couldn't read the copy of the transcript from High School, about 5-6 months after she got it, so nothing was done. I get a call a week later telling me that that my high school classes won't count and to call advising if I need any more help. So I call advising and she tells me that student advisers and academic records have no idea what they are doing, and to come to them on Mondays, because they are open late. Ok today is Presidents day and I don't have to work and Wayne is open, so I drive down there pay my $2.5o to park, and go to the advising center. I go to the desk and the secretary tells me that Mondays are by appointment only, and he asks me if I want to make an appointment for Wednesday, Thurs., or Fri, I tell him I was never told about the damn appointments on the telephone when I called, he apologized for this, then asked him about Tuesday, and he said it was a walk-in day, so tomorrow at 8:30 am, I'll be at Wayne State, and telling them I am not taking a pointless class to teach me how to talk, when I was told I don't need to. They have already sucked enough money out of me, and are not getting anymore. So tomorrow I'll either be leaving happy or being dragged out by campus police for arguing with staff.

Holy Crap

Dubai will become one of the most beautiful cities, and the greatest modern marvel, if they finish everything that they are planning. "With all their modernization they're making the Japanese look bad."

Check out the Craziness of Dubai.

I mean its honestly crazy/awesome/beautiful at the same time, Man it must be nice to have an infinite supply of money to do what you want. The only thing that I'm wondering is what kind of eye-sore the Halliburton headquarters looks like over there, and the main drawback would be that Dick Cheney might move there when he's done with this whole puppet/vice president trickery thing he's doing right now.

Lost, I hope this guy is wrong

Well after reading this guys take on Lost I'm confused and really hope he's wrong.

Read his theory first: here

Now to talk about the Theory
I will be utterly pissed if he's right and everyone ends up dying because of a damned time loop. What the hell? So everyone's already dead and accidentally crashed into a time machine. The stuff he writes kind of makes sense, but so do most of the crackpot things people write about lost do.
Hopefully the person is wrong because if he's right the writers are basically giving the fans the middle finger and making the entire story pointless.
Please feel free to point out any discrepancies in his theory or vent about the post or show, I love trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

For all you State Fans

Here is a video I thought you might like, I know after the weekend you need something to laugh about. But remember it could always me worse, just look at the supposed team in Ann Arbor and laugh at their pain but no further ado, Ron Burgundy interviewing Tom Izzo:

One Day I'll get this right

So I need to figure out how to consistently post stuff, I go from posting a bunch of stuff in like 1 or 2 days to nothing and on a binge again. (I wonder if anyone can tell when I'm actually busy at work or not) So I found someone with more time on their hands than me (at least when posting).
The man with ridiculously way too much time on his hand has photos of Spiderman reviewing all 96 crayons in a Crayola Crayon Box. When you too are ridiculously bored after your 10th hour at work this might be funny to you too. So stop Judging me damnit, and read like the first page or two and sort of skim the rest like you know you were going to anyway. Have fun here's the link.

I need to go to Germany

Who knew that Germans were such a fun people, other than the language sounds that they're pissed at you almost all the time. Maybe beerfest was right and the country is all about beer and sex, other than the 1930's and 40's. Check out this German English Dictionary page.

Ethanol Still Sucks

According to fueleconomy.gov Gas on left ethanol on right

Annual Fuel Cost	$2235	$2768

for the family Dodge Caravan, yup that's right the cheaper e-85 is actually more expensive to drive. It also costs more to produce, and gives you less mileage, so in truth the saving the environment part is wrong because, you have to buy more to get the same mileage, and oh yeah it actually uses old-fashioned gas to produce, so thank you GM, Ford, and Chrysler for pushing this crap. To see the reduction in fuel economy yourself click here and see that even the government knows it costs more, but says its better, MORONS, or interestingly enough the 2008 model gets the same, mileage but costs more to drive and gets a lower overall mileage, here is the link, although it still costs more to drive on e-85

This is only one reason the U.S. is getting poorer

It costs the U.S. Mint $258 million to make $140 million worth of pennies and nickels. Thats right thats a $118 million deficit to make the penny and nickel. Who else thinks that theres a problem with this. They say the material cost has gone up, uhhhm isn't there a cheaper metal we can make coins out of, where you know it might actually be cost effective. I know that the U.S. is a large government and all but this is just wrong. Damn can't we even get rid of the penny, well no because it costs more to make nickels. Who approves this stuff and why? At some point wouldn't you realize that this just doesn't work with the current system, or is it me and my damn finance logic that sees a negative value and either wants to reinvent the system or scrap it.

See/Read the story/clip here.

YUMM, Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding

Well apparently the people at Heinz thought that the joke a person came up with was a great name, Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge pudding, and its microwaveable. If it wasn't 21.93 for a six-pack I would totally bring this to our next party, and enjoy telling people to try the spotted dick pudding.

Seriously is there no one at Heinz who said this just doesn't sound right, and on top of that your supposed to heat it, and eat it warm. Does it have a creamy filling, does it splooge? UPDATE: Found out its from England and usually served with custard, it just keeps getting better. "The well known phrase "Eat a dick up" originated from this, originally it was the slogan used to represent the wholesomeness of the pudding itself." I have never heard eat a dick up so how famous is this phrase?

Look at the Customers who viewed this item also viewed, I'm not even going to talk about who buys this stuff now. Click here for the Amazon info page and scroll to the middle of the page to see what you can buy with the Spotted Dick Pudding.

Anonymous V. Scientology

Anonymous has decided to do something, that many people are scared to do, actually confront the ideas of Scientology. In my opinion it is more of a cult than a religion, that constantly changes. they change the rules of the game all the time, we receive books that tell us to throw out older Scientology books, because the information has changed, or more specifically altered to better suit their needs.

Now the online group Anonymous has been fed up with their ideas and is trying to get massive protests to help break up the CoS.

Here is their first video, after the leaked Tom Cruise video:

The Call to Action:

The Code of Conduct:

And the Last Speech:

I really think its awesome that the group can come together to actually stand up for what they believe in and tell people to do peaceful protests against this "cult." The messages are a bit cryptic but the message is clear.

Damn back to posting Videos

Well if anyone watches Jimmy Kimmel on ABC, you might know about his skits/pranks with Matt Damon, apparently I missed when Sarah Silverman was on this week with a hilarious song/skit for Jimmy to watch. At the end Matt tells Jimmy they're out of time, or what Jimmy has done to Matt a few too many times.

Video Game Generation

My inner-geek is telling me that this is awesome, and so is the director at Cal for doing this, just watch and see if you can tell all the games like me: