Thursday, January 31, 2008

Rules of Drinking

The 86 rules of Boozing
Some of my favorite include:

14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.

1 comment:

Eric said...

I liked:

"If there is a d.j., you can request a song only once per night. If he doesn't play it within half an hour, do not approach him again. If he does play it, do not approach him again."