Who wants a lollipop?

Well who knew you can buy absinthe lollipops in the U.S.?
Are your absinthe lollys legal?

Yep. After a ridiculously long prohibition, absinthe has officially made a comeback. The US Government recently approved the sale of absinthe within certain guidelines, namely that there is less than 10ppm of thujone. Our Absinthe Lollipops contain an amount of thujone that is within the legal limits set by the US regulatory authorities and of the European Union.

And the most disgusting thing I read is they have maple-bacon lollipops;

Do you use real bacon in your candy?
Indeed we do. In fact, not only do we never use artificial flavors, we use the most high-quality ingredients available. So that bacon? It's not just real- it's sustainably farmed.

And now I know you are all dying to find out can you get completely wasted and go crazy off this stuff?

Our absinthe lollipops will get you as wasted as will beer-battered chicken, bourbon-infused BBQ sauce, or lasagna alla vodka- which is to say, no: they do not contain alcohol. Furthermore, the myth of thujone is just that. If you're interested, MSNBC wrote a really good article on the realities of absinthe bohemian legends (spoiler alert: the bohemians were really, really drunk).

Check out the store here, but be aware that this stuff is expensive.