That is terrible

If the guy actually put this sign up, I feel bad for everyone who checked it out. I am only posting a link to the pic and not the pic itself. The picture is safe to be viewed the link it directs you to is a totally different story. Remember once you see something it can not be unseen. I give you fair warning that by going to the link in the picture you will be scarred, please do not let curiosity get the best of you. For all of you that have already seen the picture you already know why the sign is so mean, and in a very strange way amusing; as the saying goes its only funny till someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious.

I only post a link to a picture with a link on it, do what you may you have been warned. Here it is.

(But seriously why the hell would I keep talking about the link, if I really didn't want to blind you with the horrible images on the Internet.

I'm not the only one who noticed...

... but it looked like McCain kept checking out Palin's ass, during her acceptance speech.  The person edited the video to make it funnier, but only added audio. 

One of a Kind

You can tell that the guy is already nervous just holding it.  Did someone not realize that it might not be a good idea?  But it should be able to be put back together, you know duct tape fixes everything.

Can't Explain this one

I can't believe it! I just got hit on the head and recalled that I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it..

I am frantic with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), hoping you haven't found other blogs, just generally being a nuisance to society in general, my day seems to involve the authorities from the first cockadoodledoo from the rooster to I run out of alcohol. I am looking at rectifying this. perchance.

I go, my lords and ladies; just I will write something that makes sense soon. I promise! I will write more to certain yous; but it might not be you in particular who I write to..

Sunday Post

Now you know this post is going to be clever just look at the title.  Joyce and Mike to answer your question of where do I find this stuff I will answer you with another question: Do you really want to know?  I mean I can send you the sites of where I find some of the stuff, but remember that discussion of all the stuff I saw online?  Now think about what you might see.  Do you still want to know?

Now Mike I was going through some sites and found a cool toy about an animal that you should sell at the zoo.

  It could be the zoo's best seller the Avenging Narwhal, but why is it going to kill the Koala?

The Condom Ringtone

Please Download this and put it on your phone.  It is funny it just repeats the word condom.  The song is from India to promote normal condom use.  Apparently if everyone hears the word and put it on their phone they might start to use them.  So is this their version of  the Chinese rule where you can only have one kid, because if it is their plan might not work.  To read the story and hear the ringtone click here, or come to the live draft tonight at Cafe 1923.

Two Semi Related Disgusting Stories

NEVER TAKE SIX(6) TIMES THE RECOMMENDED DOSE OF EX-LAX MAXIMUM STRENGTH. The story of the guy is funny yet sad read it here.

And the other story is of the shitting intern at NBC.  Yes you heard that right, and it is apparenlty true, an intern left a shit trail on two floors trying to get to the bathroom. Read the details by some peoples accounts here.  The funniest part is she came back to work the next day like nothing happened.  So was it the alli effect?  But hey at lejavascript:void(0)ast she didn't shit in the shower.

This makes it a little less great.

So the Chinese did a great job with the Opening Ceremonies for the Olympics, but the more you find out about them the less spectacular they are.  The 9 year old girl was not the actual singer, the girl who was singing was deemed not cute enough by the Chinese Government (boy I can't see how that can hurt a little kid).

One of the coolest parts was the Tai Chi masters who kept forming a perfect circle, all the years of special training helped them do it right? 

The Tai Chi performers spent the last year sequestered at a military base practicing the routine. They were packed 50 to a room in decrepit facilities with few functioning showers, fewer functioning toilets and no heat or air. Mosquitoes were also a problem. Oh and by the way: they were forbidden to leave.

 So they were basically imprisoned until they learned to do it perfectly.

Read some more disappointing facts from the opening ceremonies here.

Is that a foul?

Do you have the fever?  Since Michael Phelps is done, not really.  I will still tune in but the Winter Olympics are more fun to watch in my opinion.

But have you watched any of the wrestling?  So I do not know the rules but seriously in the picture below that should be a foul, Right?  Or is it just called the TSA?

Oh my Dear God that Looks Painful

I don't think your arm is supposed to bend that way with that much weight.  Lets all have an Oh SHIT moment for the Hungarian weightlifter.

"No longer able to support the weight of the barbell, his right forearm bent backward. The 24-year-old Hungarian fell to the floor in shock, shaking and crying out in pain. "

Holy Hell that must be the worst thing that can happen, not only because it hurts so much, but also because you just can't drop the barbell right away.  If you want to see the other photos check out the link here. 

Can't Stop laughing

Are you afraid of being abducted by aliens, are you too looking for a way to stop them from reading your thoughts.  Then you too are crazy enough to try this.  The man who made one said ""Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society." By contributing to society do you mean you stopped slamming into the rubber padded walls in the room they keep putting you in?  Those are not aliens those are your doctors.


The entire site is just too damn funny the prototype is basically tin foil and a hat.  "

Vitamin C to kill implanted alien-hybrid embryos" "Several abductees report that aliens do not like perfume.  One abductee claims that they stopped an abduction by exposing strong cheap perfume to aliens. "When the alien's telepathic powers are neutralized by the "thought screen helmet" they do not attempt to abduct their victims. Without their telepathic power they cannot render their victims passive."

Although wouldn't tinfoil or most metals amplify a signal and not decrease it, thus rendering the hat useless.

Don't remember where I heard them

but damnit their song Mama's Boy has been stuck in my head for a while. The band is Chromeo, they have a weird sound but I like it, it kind of reminds me of 80s music, but it doesn't suck. They are an elecrofunk band, and the first album I heard was fancy footwork (also a name of a good song. But here's the song that's been stuck in my head all week.



Also the lead singer is apparently very smart. David Macklovitch is currently earning his Ph. D in French Literature from Columbia University, where he also teaches undergraduate French classes.

If you liked that song you should check out needy girl and fancy footwork.

In honor of the olympics

Please Ignore the Communism

And in a totally unrelated and painful story from Hong Kong, read how a man almost lost his penis here.

Take that Born Again Christians

Here is the Atheists version De-Baptism.  All that is needed is an atheist and a blow-dryer.  The ceremony is performed by Acting President of American Atheist Frank Zingler.

My question is if you start to make your own ceremony isn't that a little too much for atheism, or do you all chant we believe in science, and no higher power.  Full story here about the ceremony.

No Way You are getting out of this

So this guy is probably looking for a new job, because I can think of no logical reason on an explanation as to what he was doing. The best part would be if he tried and forgot to erase the job from the hard drive and the boss reprinted it, but the ass imprint probably gave that away.

Finally missed a post

Dammit I missed a post partly due to my 8 hour migraine, trying to get my glasses fixed and going to the bar. (Yes I was invited this time) But this just might be one of those A.D.D. posts where the ideas jump in no particular order.

First off is the photo story of the encounter with the polar bear and some huskies, yes I know it might not be what I normally blog about but I liked it so check it out here.

Next up is the correction letters to penthouse, this is more along the lines of stuff normally found on this blog check it out here.

Next on the agenda is voting today, and I hope I get some cool free stuff, like the I voted pencil or sticker.

UPDATE: And yes I did see the results of the vote, so that means that I will listen to the vote and finally finish/post the video, within the next 7 14-20 days, I hope. (been busy)

Oh yeah and I have to take some photos for Michigan State this week and their archives, apparently they want photos of the stained glass windows at my church, why I do not know, maybe the alum can clue me in as to why.

wow, oohh look something shiny, no wait back to posting some random things. A man from Bulgaria is a drinking champion, and apparenltly cannot die of alchohol poisoning. He had a whopping .851 BAC, after drinking 20 litres of beer and attempting to drive home. Full story here.

Oh yeah today is voting day, Vote for the zoo, ohh i had a great idea google zoo pics and who do i find. Look its Mikey, and nice photos Jay Levin.

I can't read the rest but one line on this Doctor's sign just sticks out for some reason you can see it yourself here.

Heres another reason you state fans can make fun of UofM check this out.

And a great ad for BMW.

People are truly idiots or there are many mentally handicapped people that do not know it yet. Look at the Yahoo Answers page to once again fear for humanity.

Ooohh look, well you can't actually see it but something is making a noise at work and I must investigate so the A.D.D. post will officially come to an end.

The Ultimate Douchebag

John McCain, first it was Obama's fault for gas prices, then the celebrity with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton commercials, and now finally he has come up with the stupidest commercial for his campaign ever.  See it here:

What is he going to change next, well maybe bringing respect back to the oval office.  If you don't believe that this is real, I first didn't, it is on McCain's youtube page.

Vote

Short post at a party. Vote yes
for the Detroit zoo August 5th, we need the zoo, mike needs his penguins.

Wow, I never would have guessed that

Well the new USA Today Poll for the best College football team is out. Georgia is number one, I have no problem there, followed by USC, Ohio State, Oklahoma, and Florida. The real shocker to me is that Michigan is ranked 24th, and got 112 votes. A team with basically no returning starters on offense is ranked 24th. Michigan State received 9 votes, and Notre Dame got 5.

Don't get me wrong I am a Wolverines fan (yeah yeah yeah "But you didn't go there" BS, if I were a Spartan fan I would not hear that crap, but that is a different topic for a different post) but even I don't think they should be ranked that high. Does anyone actually know who might be throwing the ball in Ann Arbor this year? No seriously does anyone know, because I have no freaking clue. You can see the rankings for yourself here.

Different Topic
If you ever come down to Hamtramck and go to Whiskey in the Jar, feel free to completely ignore me and don't invite me, my so-called friends and family already do. No I am not bitter but hurt and disappointed, I thought that my friends and definitely my sister accepted me in their group, but my hopes were dashed and they do not. But do not feel pity for me I will be ok, I have my old friends to rely on, the ones that will never forget to send out an invitation for a bar night, espescially one that is walking distance from my house. I shall be OK, espescially when I'm drunk.