QUIET SMART SLACKER
Normally found in one of the back rows but not the very back as he is trying to blend in. Doesn’t say much in class, only being social when he has to or with people he knows outside of class. Won’t disrupt class but if called on will answer correctly. Pays attention, but doesn’t always do work, or work hard. Shows up to class 80% of the time, but does 40% of the outside work/study time. Graduates in 5-6 years with a 3.0 but only because of intelligence and test scores, not effort (as shown in number of years taken to graduate).
Well that pretty much describes me, except I changed majors hence the length to graduate. (I did have a better GPA though) So go through the list and find out what person you were in college, yes it is a long and comprehensive list of almost everyone who ever attended, and yes you probly know someone form every category on the list.
Full list here.
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I was the MAJOR ELITIST (still am):
...the Major Elitist is generally some type of science or engineering major who looks down on anyone who might even think about getting a humanities or business degree. After all, we all know that the only thing that’s important is science. All that other mamby-pansy bullshit like “History” or “English” or “the world economy” is just a bunch of feel-good rhetorical nonsense anyway. Besides, any jackass can get a liberal arts degree!
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